Delete Forever?

One of the things I love about Gmail is the "delete forever" button. I'm not just deleting them, I'm deleting them FOREVER. ;-) I get such a feeling of satisfaction when I click that button and watch those particular e-mails go away forever.

What if there were such a button in real life? Instead of e-mails, though, it would be real stuff that's annoying in life, like:

Dust?
Delete Forever!

Bills?
Delete Forever!

Mold?
Delete Forever!

Extra pounds?
Delete Forever!

Laundry?
Delete Forever!

Parking tickets?
Delete Forever!

Car Problems?
Delete Forever!

As you know, there isn't a "Delete Forever" button in real life. There's a put your nose to the grindstone and stop surfin' the net button, though. There's a put on some music while you dust button. There's a stop eating pizza nightly button. There's a stop talking while the teacher is talking button. These are internal buttons, internal choices. It appears that there are solutions to all those problems, they're just not instantaneous. Boo-hoo. It must be time for another Spotted Killjoy.

I'll leave you with a picture I took of a beautiful Columbian doll at Lucy's Doll House. She's so sweet!